Call Me So We Can Talk About Trading Suits

Hey President Obama. We are about the same height and weight -- you're 6'1.5", 180 pounds, I'm 6'1, 170. So I was thinking maybe we could talk about trading suits!

I'm sure you know how hard it is to find suits that fit when you are tall and slender. If they fit at the shoulders, they are too long. If they are the right length, the shoulders are too wide.

Basically, unless you can afford a tailor, you have a choice of looking like Wes Anderson, or a NFL player who just went off steroids.

I really only have one suit that fits me that great -- this tan one I bought at Goodwill and had tailored. Frankly, I think people are starting to catch on. And I'm worried the same thing might be happening to you!

Appearing on Letterman: Dark Suit.

Hoisting the Stanley Cup: Dark Suit.

Meeting the Prime Minister of Canada: Dark Suit. (Seriously, man, it's Canada, a hoodie will suffice).

I could use a switch from tan to dark, you could use one from dark to tan. We're both about the same size. Seems like a perfect match to me. Let's chat about it when you call.